The Count Morbley show, in the Count’s own words, is a “virtual visual cornucopia of corny cartoons and short subjects.”

How to possibly describe it in one word? Indescribable.

But okay, if he was allowed a few more words, he would say imagine a somewhat more “family friendly” version of Elvira and a dash of Count Floyd, inhabited by trailer park rejects from The Munsters and The Muppet Show. Are we there yet? Our pilot episode, “Cartoon Festival,” is heavy on the cartoon animals and wacky monsters.